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 | So, given the current geopolitical climate, it is seeming more and more likely that our old buddy NUCLEAR WAR, missing from our planet since August of 1945, could finally be paying us another visit! Woo-Hoo! What luck! If any people happen to survive this NUCLEAR WAR wouldn't it be great if they were to remember your name? Well, Mr. or Ms. modern-day Nostradamus, The Nuke Pool™ is your chance to make that dream a reality! Simply enter your name and the date that YOU think that the impending NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST will begin, click "ok!" and you will be instantly registered! Choose a friend or family members birthdate, your parents wedding anniversary, some other auspicious date or pick any old date AT RANDOM!! Whoever picks the closest date, without going over, WINS!!!! You don't even have to specify any particular aggressor or victim because, in the long run, it will make NO DIFFERENCE WHATSOEVER! Wahoo! Enter as often as you like, The Nuke Pool™ is 100% FREE!!! | |
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